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Tim Cook Takes 40% Pay Cut

Apple CEO Tim Cook will take a more than 40% pay cut this year after criticism from shareholders, a decision that will reduce his annual pay package from last year’s $99.4 million to $49 million. What do you think?

“Hopefully, some of those savings get passed down to the company’s slaves.”

Ben Robins • Unemployed

“Was 90% not available?”

Nydia Gurbush • Admissions Scout

“Just $49 million? That’s less than I make in 600 years!”

Orville Woods • Tandem Surgeon

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