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Live In The House Where You Probably Lost Your Virginity!

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Just about everybody hooked up at the high school parties Ron Haase threw at his folks’ place. Now they’re packing up and moving to a retirement community in Charlotte. So why not make love to your wife in the same room in which you awkwardly penetrated that girl from AP Chemistry?

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