Most Convincing Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories

She’s not called a multi-hyphenate for nothing.

Look very closely at the American flag, and you’ll see all you need to know.

There’s no other explanation as to why the world was so obsessed with Midnights.

She basically admits it in the liner notes of her album Red.

He’s just that good.

Especially plausible since she’s already admitted getting surgery to remove a kangaroo pouch from her abdomen.

Who would expect an 11-year-old in Pennsylvania?

Swift is clearly the mastermind behind this cool armadillo fact.

Prior to last fall, did he show any interest in football whatsoever?

Actually, she already did this.

It’s why you’ve never seen her wear a coat.

That explains those guitar chops and sensitive lyrics.

They did date for 12 years, after all.

Swift was always rumored to harbor Stalwart resentment toward Garfield for being chosen as the party nominee over Chester Arthur.

If this one wasn’t true before you got that new haircut, it sure is now.

Hopefully this theory isn’t true, because it’s much easier to continue treating her as both an object and a phenomenon.

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