LAS VEGAS—Setting to work on rebuilding immediately after his dramatic victory in Super Bowl LVIII, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes told reporters in a press conference Monday that he was already hard at work upgrading his own family. “Look, I’m proud of what we did out there on the field last night, but I also saw some serious weaknesses every time I looked up at my wife and brother in the box,” said Mahomes, who added that he had already started scouting for a higher-quality sibling who could give him the unwavering support he needed to succeed. “I really need a high-effort wife, someone with hustle and a can’t-lose attitude—and sadly, I’m just not seeing that right now. Hate to say it, but we won last night in spite of my family, not because of them. If we add a couple stronger pieces, this family could excel.” Mahomes added that he had already accepted needing to spend big during the offseason to make these changes happen.
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