Man Arriving In Heaven Eager To Finally Ask God How Many Liters Of Mountain Dew Code Red He Drank
PEARLY GATES — With eternity before him and the full understanding of the divine presence at hand, local soul William Bennett, expressed his excitement over finally being able to learn how much Mountain Dew Code Red he consumed in his life.
According to heavenly sources, an exhaustive “achievement list” of everything you’ve done in life is available to review upon death. Though many details of his life might prove interesting for Bennett to review, he is reportedly most interested in how much Mountain Dew Code Red he drank.
“I bet it’s a lot,” Bennett told Saint Peter as he checked in at the pearly gates.
Mountain Dew Code Red is a cherry-flavored carbonated beverage introduced by PepsiCo in 2001, which Bennett immediately fell in love with and consumed on a daily basis. Heaven publicly announced that Bennett had consumed 24,972 liters of Mountain Dew Code Red in his lifetime.
At publishing time, Heaven had also confirmed that Bennett’s Code Red consumption was the cause of his death.
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