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Report: Just one or two million mistakes can bring down a Prime Minister
OTTAWA – According to experts Justin Trudeau resigning is proof that just making political error after political error over the course of 9 years can topple even the most powerful politician.
“Canadian voters have become far less forgiving…
Science Win! This AI video of a dog eating spaghetti uses the same amount of power as Haiti!
THE INTERNET – Just when you thought technology couldn’t get any awesomer, this latest generative video super computer can now make an entire video of a dog eating spaghetti in mere seconds, and all it takes is the same amount of power used…
Boq tuah! Here’s how that weird little guy from Wicked likes his oral
MUNCHKINLAND – Wonder no more, Wicked fans: Boq, the weirdest little guy at Dear Old Shiz University has released a statement detailing exactly how he likes to spit on that Ozian thang, and it is EXPLICIT!
“First of all, if we’re going to…
Lock tuah! Why you should always use two-factor authentication
Have you ever been told about 2-factor authentication – that is, voluntarily providing 2 methods of identification when logging into an account, like a password and a text message code – and found yourself wondering “Lock tuah? Why should I…
Sock tuah! Lost knee high finally found in lint trap
REGINA – A local woman is celebrating tonight after finding her long lost work sock in the last place she looked – the lint trap of her dryer.
“There’s really only a few places that missing socks can go when they disappear in the laundry,”…
Churchapalooza showcases new Christian ACDC cover band ADBC
SALT LAKE CITY – North America’s biggest Christian rock music festival, Churchapalooza, is excited to announce their newest headliner and this year’s most talked about group – the AC/DC cover band, AD/BC.
AD/BC – which true fans…
Clock tuah! Meet the woman who wears two wristwatches at once
WINNIPEG – Local woman Renee Schloss is garnering major attention for her unique affectation – wearing two functioning wristwatches at once.
“I wear one on the left, and one on the right,” Renee explained, flashing both watches with a grin.…
Gen Xer attempts to untangle AirPods
NANAIMO, BC — Local Gen X-er Jerry Greene flailed like an inflatable car dealership mascot today as he attempted to untangle and insert his AirPods before answering his ringing iPhone.
“‘Call missed.’ Dammit, this happens every time,”…
Number of coffee table books exceeds number of coffee tables
VICTORIA, BC – A local woman experienced a decorative emergency this week when her collection of coffee table books exceeded her number of coffee tables.
Wendy Miller, 39, realized the emergency when she returned home from her family…
Dunderheaded ant taking inefficient route to crumb
CALGARY – Reports from the Calloway household indicate that a local ant is taking a pointlessly circuitous route to a tasty chocolate chip cookie crumb.
“He rounded the knife block twice, and then he went down to the floor for a while…
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