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Stoned guy at mass really enjoying Body of Christ

WINDSOR, ON — A stoned man attending Catholic mass this past weekend appeared to particularly enjoy the Communion wafers on offer. Jon Talbot, 34, popped an edible prior to attending mass with his family for the first time since leaving…

CTV announces 24 nanosecond news cycle

TORONTO – Following the Lisa Laflamme “Hair-gate” scandal, CTV News has announced a groundbreaking programming initiative to revamp their flagging national reputation as a leading source of Canadian news.The new 24-nanosecond news cycle,…

Loblaws launches for profit food bank

BRAMPTON – In response to continuing accusations of greed-flation and price gouging, Loblaws has announced the launch of a nationwide chain of for-profit food banks. “We’re sensitive to the fact that Canadians are struggling with the…

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