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Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower

NORFOLK, VA — Local woman Julie Adamson jumped into the shower this morning for a brief shower clocking in at just 78 minutes.Adamson told her husband she needed to just do a quick rinse-off, if he wouldn't mind watching the kids while she…

Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire

PARIS—After five years of painstaking reconstruction, the famed Notre-Dame cathedral reportedly reopened Friday to fire. “As a key symbol of fire identity, we are so thrilled to welcome flames into Notre-Dame once again,” said French…

13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning

President Joe Biden has been under fire this week for pardoning his son, Hunter, leaving political experts and the general public wondering what else he might have up his sleeve before leaving office next month.The Babylon Bee has come into…

Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut

EDEN — The local man who had been given dominion over the earth reportedly attempted to raise the temperature in the garden this week, as Adam cunningly yet casually suggested to his wife, Eve, that she try a shorter haircut.Adam made the…

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains

NEW YORK—Emphasizing that enough was enough with the season of savings, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Friday that it was sick and tired of all the deals and bargains. “Just charge us full price, goddammit,” said Peter Nguyen, 43,…

UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed

Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think? “Yet another…

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