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Cherished Pet Lives On As WiFi Password

MONTROSE, OH — Despite her passing, local family pet "Miss Dixie" continues to live on as the WiFi password for the household.Though saddened to depart this world, sources say the dog was comforted by the knowledge that her name would live…

Elton John Reveals He Lost Vision From Eye Infection

Elton John, singer famed for “Tiny Dancer” and “Rocket Man,” announced to a theater audience that he had lost his sight, risking his ability to record new music. What do you think? “It’s a good thing music is sounds.” Moe Birk,…

Take The Cannoli

Take The Cannoli - The Onion Cartoons Share Published: December 4, 2024 More Cartoons Explore Tags Vol 60: Issue 49 Read More

President Biden Pardons Son Hunter

President Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter, sparing him a possible prison sentence for federal felony gun and tax convictions and reversing his past promises not to use the powers of the presidency for the benefit of his family. What do…

8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband

Any married woman can tell you how hard it can sometimes be to find the perfect Christmas present for their husband. Men can often be stoic, inscrutable, unreadable — how is a wife supposed to find out just what he wants?Through extensive…

10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That's why we've consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more difficult life…

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’

NEW YORK—Admitting they felt a reasonable level of certainty about the unfamiliar phrase after stumbling upon it on ESPN.com, the authors of a new report published Monday confirmed that “La Liga” probably means “The League.” “Huh, I’m not…

10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI

Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he's planning on some big changes. Here are just a few of the most incredible.Here are 10 drastic changes coming to the bureau:All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats,…

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