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Better Copulate Than Never

Better Copulate Than Never - The Onion Cartoons Share Published: January 21, 2025 More Cartoons Explore Tags Vol 61: Issue 4 Read More

Revelations From Pope Francis’s New Memoir

Pope Francis has published his memoir, Hope, making him the first pope to publish an autobiography. Here are the biggest revelations from the new release: Became interested in Catholicism after getting possessed by the devil as a…

Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks

The EPA warned that forever chemicals found in sewage sludge that some farmers use to fertilize fields and pastures can pose a threat to human and animal health. What do you think? “That’s why it’s important to only consume…

10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump

Brought to you by: UnboundDonald Trump is back in the White House, and he's bringing sweeping changes to every corner of the country. As part of his quest to usher in an American Golden Age, he has specific plans in store for the education…

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

WASHINGTON—Wanting to ensure his closest companion in the world got a good view of the inauguration proceedings, Elon Musk held up his AI girlfriend app so she could see, sources confirmed Monday. “Take it all in, Jasmine, my sweet—this is…

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do…

Danielle Smith applies for refugee status in USA

COUTTS, AB – Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has arrived on foot at the Coutts-Sweet Grass border crossing station, petitioning for refugee status in the US on the grounds of being persecuted in her home country. “In my home land, I am…

FDA Bans Red Food Dye

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has banned the use of red dye No. 3 in food, beverages, and ingested drugs, more than 30 years after scientists discovered links to cancer in animals. What do you think? “Good thing I cut out…

Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat

WASHINGTON—Watching in horror as the hulking feline pounced on the commander-in-chief scampering across the White House lawn, officials confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden was batted around by a relentless giant cat. “Hey, kitty,…

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