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Former President Trump recently said immigrants were “poisoning the blood” of America, words that closely mirror the language Adolph Hitler used during his campaign to exterminate the Jews. The Onion asked Republicans how they felt about…

Like many Americans, Craig Hendricks was beginning to feel unsafe - both in public, and even in his own home. That’s when he decided to buy a firearm for self-defense. Today, Hendricks shares why he believes owning a gun may be the only way…

MIAMI—Addressing the swirling rumors about her love interest being closely associated with her ex-husband Scottie Pippen’s former NBA teammate, reality television personality Larsa Pippen released a statement Monday confirming that she’s…

Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms, ecstasy, and ketamine. Here is everything The Onion currently…

Elon Musk has once again found himself in hot water after The Wall Street Journal confirmed that the CEO often uses illegal drugs, including cocaine, LSD, magic mushrooms, ecstasy, and ketamine. Here is everything The Onion currently…

WASHINGTON—Issuing a blanket recommendation for meat, poultry, seafood, and eggs, the Food and Drug Administration confirmed Tuesday that the best way to ensure food has been heated to a safe temperature is to stick a finger down into the…

Though they belong to the most popular religion in the world, Christians remain mercilessly persecuted by a depraved subset of maniacs who do not believe in God. The Onion asked Christians why atheists are bullies, and this is what they…

Start SlideshowAdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideThe Onion: “Thank you for meeting with us today.”The Onion: “Thank you for meeting with us today.”Henry Kissinger: “Of course! Can I offer you anything to drink? Sparkling water out of a…

Start SlideshowWhether it’s a child’s drawing or an expensive piece, artwork can really make a difference in how a home looks and feels. The Onion offers tips for displaying works of art in your home.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide2/…